Please... For the love Pete,,, Cover yourself!
Ann Douglas: A thong. A Speedo. (Gulp.) A Speedo that behaves like a thong.
Desperate To Be A Housewife: A Speedo...men who wear them are giving way, way too much information!
Amber: Cycling shorts. Only a privileged few can get away with wearing them - and I usually hate those privileged few!!
Barbex: Spandex *shudder*
Jenn: spandex anything. And a speedo. Or spandex with a speedo. And leg warmers. (I think I just threw up a bit in my own mouth at that image.)

Slaves to fashion are sometimes...slaves to fashion....
Busy Mom: Gauchos. Even if you perceive them to be stylin', they're not. Sorry.
Colin: fake designer clothes.
Kris: A ruffled pencil skirt. Or maybe that's just me.
Jen Lawrence: Anything with those dolman/batwing sleeves.

Lingerie that lingers
Allison: One they went into debt to get. I'm still paying interest on a Victoria's Secret silk cami and short set from 1993...originally $39.99, now up to $4732.17
Charity: Jeans so low you can see their underwear.
Jordana: A g-string. Ouch
Carmen: a thong. How can you stand it?
Erin: Strapless white spandex dress, with a bra that isn't

Shoes that betray us.
Ms. Jen: UGH Boots (as in, UGH those boots are f*ckin' UGLY)… Any number of ugly suede boots that are "fashionable" this year.
Dawn: Well ~ For me, it’s shoes that show funky feet. For the love of Pete Women, use a pumice stone! And Lotion! I knew it was bad when my daughter announced to my mother “You really need to use a pumice on your feet – they’re rough”.
hadashi: those freakin' stupid Ugg boots with pink -- pink!!!!?!! fur. with a mini-skirt. and be over 40. seeing this on on a semi-regular basis is one of those dangers of living in L.A. ladies, please! this is a GOD AWFUL UGLY THING! please STOP!

Just because IT'S WRONG.
Sour Duck: Survivor buff.
Elisa Camahort: Anything leather or suede (I'm a vegetarian.)

The holidays are no excuse.
EverydaySuperGoddess: I just saw a Christmas sweatshirt that was pretty hideous. Bright red, with a quilted, 3-D Mrs. Claus face (complete with eyelashes and hair) in the middle of the chest. But I think my co-worker was wearing it as a joke. Also, turtlenecks never look good on ANYBODY.

The pants. Girl, please.
Susan: High-waisted underwear with low-waisted pants. NO ONE WNATS TO SEE YOUR GRANNY PANTIES. Trust me.
Emily G: Bloomers.
Holli: It drives me insane when I see people wearing super-tight, ultra-low rider pants when they have no business doing so. Does anyone look in the two-sided mirrors to see their own back fat? Crap - will someone tell me if I have this aforementioned back fat so I can stop wearing these super-tight, ultra-low rider pants if need be???
Pamalamadingdong: REALLY low rise jeans
Jelly: white pants. that's it. that's the list.
Graceful: Those shorts that stop right above your knee. It doesn't flatter anyone.

What NOT to wear.
Sleepless Mama: The Tuxedo T-shirt. That is just terrible. But then again, it may still be better than the Ruffly Tuxedo. At least with the t-shirt, you can wear it ironically, but the actual tux...blech!
Sleeping Mommy: A dickey.
la Mala: A G.W. Bush T-shirt
Justice: a bowtie

Because the times, they are a-changing...
Karen: A polyester jumpsuit. Enough said.
Just Dawn: TUBE TOP
Tonya: A tube top.
Sabrina: A Tube Top
Melanie Lynne Hauser: Pants with front pleats!
DaniGirl: Tapered jeans. So 1992.
Eulallia: TAPERED PANTS. Please, please, no tapered pants.
Baseballmom: Tube tops. They hardly look good on ANYONE!
Jenny: tube tops. Just no.
Kathyrn, the daring one: Besides the obvious tapered-leg jeans (which shouldn't even count as an answer) midriff-showing shirts when they've got a midriff like my kids gave me for their birthday.

The Pain! The Pain!!
Lauren: A girdle. It's not sexy. It doesn't make you feel sexy. It doesn't
even make you feel thin. It only makes you look slightly thinner than you are and makes you feel like a sausage."
Clickmom: high heels

Eeeew.
Jory: Over large tank tops that men wear to show off their bodies. Ick! They do nothing for me.
Meghan: Men wearing tank tops make me want to shove them back into their homes. They should just NOT be worn outdoors. Or indoors for that matter. Men wearing tank tops should be anesthetized with dart guns, and released in the wild to forage for food. In their tank tops.
mazeway: Ass-less chaps.
Jenijen: a hair shirt. what IS a hair shirt, really?
Lucinda: Probably something that's been thrown up on. Well, you asked…

I'm turning myself in.
Beth: I think I'm wearing it. My favorite sweater which is ten years oldand now has more holes than anything else but I still wear it all the time."
MoMMY: Pretty much anything in my closet.