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Question 6 - Holiday Q&A

What do you consider to be the most dangerous creature on Earth?


These little buggers can be SCARY! Sometimes cute, but sometimes scary.

Busy Mom: The napless 3 year old. Usually sighted on weekends.
Carmen: A very quiet two year old. No telling what they are up to.
Karen: My kid at the end of the day, if she hasn't had a nap. Seriously, you can't get to close to her when she's like that. You might draw back a nub.\
Margalit Topaz: A colicky baby. Or colicky twins. Or triplets. Definately a colicky baby.
Tuesday Girl: The not so rare cranky/sick/crying baby. Do not get to close and better to give in to all demands of tv. Occasional throwing of food at said beast can lead to seconds of silence and peace. Proceed with caution.
Baseballmom: My 3-year-old when he's angry. Or any mom whose kids are in danger!
Desperate To Be A Housewife: A two year old with a roll of toilet paper. A creature like that can cause the whole Lower Mainland to flood just by dropping the roll in the toilet and flushing and flushing (first hand experience).
Erin: A Two-year-old: capable of extreme violence when hungry and/or tired.
Pamalamadingdong: An over tired underfed 3 year old with a head cold
Jenn: a sleep deprived toddler hyped up on sugar. S-C-A-R-Y!!

We are family..... all the scary creatures and me.....

Charity: Humans
Graceful: Us. People
Jenijen: Humans
Just Dawn: Humans are the most dangerous. Comparing what a human can do to what a animal can do...geeeshh..hands down..we win...well...except maybe snakes.
la Mala: Humans.
Tonya: Mankind, without a doubt.

The not-so-fair sex.... scaring the bejeezus out of people throughout HIStory:

Dawn: Dumb men. More specifically, Republican men.
Elisa Camahort: Man.
Clickmom: Man
Eulallia: Man. He frightens and fascinates me equally.
Justice: my ex-husband haha


And the "fairer" sex, occasionally known as the "scarier" sex:

DaniGirl: Me, sleep deprived and denied a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve day.
MoMMY: A hormonal one.
Holli: While spiders rank #1 on my fear factor, the passive/aggressive "witch with a B" seems to inflict the most damage on my sensitive psyche. May you all terrorize each other into infinite insanity.. just leave me alone - you freak me out!
Melanie Lynne Hauser: A gossipy woman.
Lucinda: A woman scorned.


These are some REAL Scary Mamas. There is one lurking in all of us!

Susan: The Nosy Mother-In-Law
Jenny: any mother of any species when something threatens her baby.
Lauren: My mother when she's grumpy. She ups the burden of guilt to the
status of soul crushing weight."

Pop culture is scary. Just look at Jessica and Nick! EEK!

Jory: Teenage celebrities
EverydaySuperGoddess: Kate. Spade.


Scaring the entire country. No. The entire world, one presidential address and congregation at a time.

Allison: That would be a toss up between politicians and televangelists
mazeway: a revival preacher.
Ann Douglas: A politician with too much power and too few constitutional boundaries.
Sour Duck: Well the obvious answer is George W. Bush, isn't it? It's also the best answer.

Mother's little helper! Just stick the IV right in please!

Beth: Me without coffee. I haven't had coffee since February 2004, so watch yourselves.
Jordana: Me, when I haven't had enough sleep or hot tea!
hadashi: me, on a low-blood sugar-induced rampage.

Everyone's favorite creepy crawly critters. Quick! Someone throw a shoe!

Meghan: The millipede. They make me want to crawl out of my own skin. I can't run fast enough away from them. I would probably crawl over children to get away from them.
Nicole: The Doodlebops scare the shit out of me.
Jen Lawrence: Snakes. Simply because if I saw one, I'd run out in front of a truck or something.
Sabrina: Sounds a bit stupid but I think it's a Dog. Reason being, there are so many people mauled and killed by dogs each year but not so much by a Lion.

Who's afraid of a big bad pandemic? Wash those hands people! And stop picking your nose this instant!

Colin: What, you mean apart from humans? I'd say chicken... Have you heard of the latest disease?
Kris: Those nasty pandemic flu germs. And terrorists.

And I thought I was out there......
Emily G: The Vermicious Knid. Although to be honest, they were in space, so they don't count. If we're really stuck to planet Earth, I would say the Rabid Boss. I am currently lucky and do not suffer at the hands of this foul villain, but I have known several Rabid Bosses in my day and they are horrendous.
Sleepless Mama: The amatuer assassin. Hunting animals behave in a predictable pattern. So do professional assassins. But amatuers? They are a bigger danger because they don't know what they're doing.
Sweetney: clowns, in all their guises. from the white-faced, red-nosed sort of the circus, to the embarrassing antics of Gallagher, they are PURE EVIL.
Kathyrn, the daring one: The BLOG - see Dr. Seuss's "The Shape of Me and Other Stuff"

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Comments

A sleep deprived child.

I should clarify I meant "Man" as in mankind, not as in the male gender.

Sorry guys :)

Mankind

My Mother-in-law. Her and my husband's ex. But they are like the same person, so...

Stupid people.

Humans, first and foremost.

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