Sing, sing a song...
Amanda - Sing the theme from Dora the Explorer.
Donna Schwartz Mills - Sing.
Amber - Walk around humming into a kazoo all.day.long!!

Keep on keepin' on
Busy Mom - Keep bloggging.

We learned from the children:
BaseballMom - If I really wanted to annoy someone I would tap them continually on the shoulder and say, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom." I totally hate that!
Erin-erin-bo-berin - Ask endless questions beginning with
WHY: "Why do we have hair on our heads, but not on our hands?" My children taught me this technique!
Lisa - I would lick my finger and then stick it in your ear and yell, "here comes Wet Willy!" over
and over again.
Deana - Please, my children teach me well--I'd snork boogers down the back of my throat. I'd sneakily irritate my siblings into rage and then pretend I'd done nothing. I'd drop my clothes on the floor RIGHT NEXT TO THE HAMPER.
Mary, mom to many - Wear unmatched PJ's to bed!
Lin - Chew gum, not forgetting to pop it.

I have a few thoughts I'd like to share on this:
Mary Tsao - Talk. And talk. And talk. And never shut up. Listening is an art form; more people should learn how to do it. Myself included. Oh, and correcting people's grammar while they're talking. I hate it when my mom and husband do that to I.
Jenijen - Talk. I'm really great at that.

Abusing the language:
Jerri Ann Reason - I have a habit of asking questions without using the actual question word or I ask questions using negatives such as no and not or don't and it annoys my husband to death. For instance, "you not going to town with me?" No word to make it a question such as "are" and using the negative in a weird spot.
Vicky Bach - Like, I would say like, like in all my sentences, like at least like four or five times....like, you know what I mean?
Katie - Say "Oy!" all the time. My husband hates it when I use that word, he thinks only Jewish people are allowed. (We're not Jewish.)

Express Train to the Loony Bin
Liz - Get up in their face, smile and ask them, "Are you sure you're okay!?!"
Danielle - I would continually ask "Ya, know what I mean?"..."Ya, know what I mean?"
Marla Good - If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
If I really wanted to annoy somebody, I would continually do this.
etc.

(The etc. is the funny part that keeps you from thinking I went for the cheap shot, get it? Hahaha! I slay myself!)

I'm locking these two in a room and taking wagers.
Mamacita - I think interrupting someone is not only annoying, but immensely rude.
Holli - I can and have done this - I can talk at the same time as another person.. saying the same thing that they're saying. It's insanely irritating, and if my parents believed in beating when we were little - I most likely would not be alive today.

Let's turn 'em into a band!
Margalit - Crack my knuckles, neck, ankles, knees, elbows, and anything else I could make noise with. My son does this to annoy me and boy, does it work!
Rbelle - When I am annoyed because I am having to wait for a long time I make sure to make lots of foot tapping, finger popping, knee slapping noises. I have a theory that if they can make it faster they will so that they do not have to listen to me anymore.

Pshaw - I totally remember this one.
MegaMom - It is hard to put into words, but do you remember in 7th grade when you'd go up to people and say "Do you feel boxed in? Drawn out? Seasick? Confused? Little people are watching you? Pressured? Am I bothering you?". No? OK, I'll have to put it in video form and post it.