You made us gag and laugh all at the same time! Winners!
You people are hysterical! By far, this has been one of the funniest and most enlightening contests we have ever run. We love that you all are not afraid to put it all out there for us to read. Choosing just 3 winners was a torturous event for us. So we did what every diplomatic group would do. We chose our winners randomly. Seriously, how are we to compare peeing in public over dealing with public pooping or vomiting? We just cannot.
With the help of our faithful assistant (Gabriella, daughter or Jenn), we chose our winners. Please, oh please, readers keep playing even if you did not win. We have never laughed so much at what you have had to say. Thank you for that.
3rd place goes to: Molly at Confession of the AtHomeMom. Dance floor puking and making fun of politicians is always good for a laugh!
2nd place goes to: Janet of Dancing Through. We are big fans of sarcasm and spewing at high speeds.
And last but not least, 1st place goes to: Jack's Raging Mommy. The snorting and the gross things Moms talk about were classic!
You can read their winning entries below. Thanks to all of you who contributed. Did you know we already have our next contest running? We beg of you to play. Mainly because we have fallen a little bit more in love with each of you after reading your latest answers.
What is the grossest thing you have ever done in public?
Molly: One summer night, after working late, I rushed down to meet some friends at a local dance club. I hadn't had any dinner, and they were running a special on Long Island iced teas. It was hot and those iced teas tasted so good. My stomach decided to hell with me, enough was enough, right in the middle of the dance floor. I haven't had the nerve to go back there even though it was over 15 years ago.Janet: Puked out of the car window while it was going at least 55 MPH on the parkway. Spew going sideways is not pretty.
Jack's Raging Mommy: I've done far too many gross things in public, including projectile vomiting through my nose during my college-binge-drinking-era, but I think motherhood takes the cake what with discussing mucous plugs, muconium, plugged ducts, and all other bodily functions most adults avoid in polite company. After motherhood your concept of gross re-sets itself I think :)
What is one thing that always makes you laugh hysterically?
Molly: "That's great." It's a line that a local politician said in the middle of a meeting where two of his colleagues were arguing with each other fiercely, and right in the middle of it all, he just said, "That's great!" in a very enthusiastic tone. He's kind of hard of hearing, and to this day, no one is sure he really knew what was going on. My husband knows just the way to say it to get me going, and then he'll repeat it until I'm almost crying.Janet: My husband's sarcasm.
Jack's Raging Mommyy: Snorting- Every time I snort when laughing I just collapse into hysterical laughter and usually end up snorting several more times- it's a vicious cycle.