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Many of you know Karen of the blog Karen Sugarpants. Well, good news for us! She has agreed to contribute her new adventure with us. Yes, that dreaded weight loss/fitness/diet. She will be contributing new essays here at Mommybloggers. And seriously? Who doesn't love anything with a topic category of Muffintop? So here, without more of my ramblings, I bring you Karen's ffirst entry into our Karen's Muffintop Experience category.
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I've been cheating on you, dear readers. Averaging one post a week here for the last while is a direct result of my infidelity to this website, and I'm sorry.
I've been working on something bigger. Not necessarily better, just bigger.
My ass.
Rather than bore the living crap out of you with BMI (high), nutrition (meager), and cardio (pathetic), I thought I'd bring you the lighter side (pun intended) of getting into shape.
Welcome to a new category here at Sugarpants: Muffintop.
My personal trainer, G, is a young skinny bitch with the authority to kick my ass. I gave her that right when I signed on 8 sessions ago. I told her I wanted to "work out like an athlete, not a housewife."
Little did I know she has been moonlighting as a torture expert for the CIA.
Punishing me is her favorite activity. My arms and legs have felt the hopeless defeat of "3 more" several times. My muscles have gotten to the point where I could not lift my arm or stand without feeling like my ass might fall off (one can only hope). She makes me laugh so hard when we do the ab work, I'm a useless Gumby by 15. Or um, 5.
During exercise, I hate her. I mean, I don't hate her hate her, but Oh Em Gee she is tough. And she has no heart.
Last night she informed me we were getting to the end of our 12 sessions and I should purchase more sessions this week because her review is coming up so she will be more expensive after that because she'll be a "Master."
"Do I have to call you that? Master?" I asked.
She laughed, "No I'll be a "Master Trainer."
"Yes Master," I teased. I made a few more Master jokes as we finished the weight machines and we went to the mats to do abs. Face up, I held her ankles and tried to kick her in the face do leglifts but she always won and pushed me down first.
Still making fun of her new title, we giggled like a couple of idiots through 45 32 21 8 leglifts before I asked her if I could call her Master Homie G In Da House.
She insisted. I'm totally going to buy her a giant clock to wear around her neck. Maybe it will weigh her head down low enough so I can kick her in the face.
So it's Valentine's Day. No big deal, just another ordinary day. I'm content to believe that. After having kids things change, and most of you know this already, so you don't need me to remind you. But I can't help but wonder why I feel like something special should be happening today?
I can remember the first Valentine's Day my husband and I celebrated. Doug and I had been dating for just over a year. He came over to my apartment to pick me up for a steak dinner at a local supper club. When I opened the door, Doug handed me a large box wrapped in paper adorned with red, pink and white hearts.
"Open it," he said eagerly.
"Okay!" I replied, a huge smile plastered on my face.
It was a VCR. I didn't have one and I was taking a psychology class that required watching nine videos at home. Without a VCR, I would've driven home to my parents' house each night.
I was amazed that my boyfriend paid attention and bought me a Valentine's Day gift that he knew I would like as well as being practical.
Fast forward ten years. After a big wedding, buying a house, having a baby and working our butts off to pay for it all, this year's Valentine's Day went something like this:
"So, should we do something for the 14th?" he asked.
"The 14th of what?" I replied.
"You know, Valentine's Day." he said dryly.
"Oh...yeah. I guess. What did you have in mind?" I asked.
"I dunno. Dinner maybe?" he asked.
No enthusiasm. No excitement. Just another ordinary day.
We decided to have a casual dinner at the Moose Lodge. My parents are members and they invited us to tag along to the Valentine's Day dinner. The best part is the proceeds will be donated to a local food pantry. So, we're doing something good and we get to fill our mouths with steak and shrimp, just like that very first V-day, ten years ago. Maybe, some things don't change after all.